Oh Japan, you perverts

Japan is pretty big on stuff like schoolgirls getting raped by tentacle monsters so this is pretty tame by comparison, but man, this just is not right.

I love schoolgirls as much as the next guy but I’m not entirely sure how a giant school girl with her exposed underage panties is okay in any society. Unless you have a society whose primary religion revolves around worshiping underaged girls’ underwear. In which case, wow, that is so progressive of you and probably slightly cooler than a carpenter or a smelly Middle Eastern guy with hummus and sand in his beard. But probably hard to explain to friends and family.

I guess the point is that even though this is undeniably creepy, at least it’s a step in the right direction compared to a lot of other of Japan’s “quirky” endeavors. Then again, they could probably have a show about a bear and his monkey friend going around and urinating on people’s sushi and you’d be like, “Wow, Japan’s really getting conservative.”

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