Oh sexism, how we miss you.

Women are all powerful in today’s America, running for President and showing their vaginas for money and such. But what about the good ol’ days where a question like this actually needed to be asked?

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had to murder a woman for some sort of stamp-machine related malfunction, I’d have enough dollars to buy at least one value meal at McDonald’s.

The best part is how indignant the woman is in the photo. It’s almost like the ad is saying, “Hey men, she has it coming.” The only way this ad could be more effective is if it had OJ, Robert Blake, and Scott Peterson exchanging high fives and chest bumps.

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