Ohio cop beats up old woman

Apparently it’s Elderly Day here on the site. Now I’m no advocate for the elderly based upon the amount of pillow smotherings I regular dish out when forced to do community service, but if you’re a cop, you probably shouldn’t beat up an old woman like the guy in this video.

Now in the cop’s defense, we have no clue what this old woman was doing. She may have been selling heroin to little kids, but you don’t see that because the cameraman (who may or may not be Michael J. Fox based upon his steady camerawork) is a part of the liberal media. And with retirement funds disappearing and the cost of living not getting any lower, can you blame her? Plus kids love heroin. If there’s a group of people who are way too upbeat and in need of the pensive soul searching heroin provides, it’s kids. I’m not saying we should force it on them. But they should have the option.

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