Old Health education books were knowledgeable
Chris Spags This picture is from a page of a recently reprinted Health book. The kind of important lessons imparted to school kids.
You may think it’s silly, but it’s totally true. I don’t usually part my hair, but I remember one day I woke up with it parted to the left and I was all in a haze. I then looked over to the side of me and saw a hooker with blood and semen coming out of every orifice, including the one in her throat because she was a chronic smoker. Fortunately, I had recently bought the first full season of CSI Miami, so I just watched that. I didn’t learn anything about how to clean up the body, but I did learn a lot about how to put on glasses and turn towards the camera. Which is less helpful for cleaning up prostitutes than you’d think.
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