Old painting, when cleaned, reveals massive dong

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Bugs Bunny and some ancient painting…it’s fat cock day here on the blog, hooray! Though it could be said that with me as your editor, every day is fat cock day. It is rather juicy. Where was I? Oh yeah, some Brazilian art restorer found on a centuries-old painting of Priapus, Greek god of fertility, that the painting has a big erect penis which was previously painted over.

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A Brazilian art restorer has discovered a new layer hidden in a centuries-old painting of the Greek god of fertility Priapus by French artist Nicolas Poussin – the deity’s erect penis.

“They hid the phallus of Priapus. It’s what we call adjustment for modesty, and it’s not uncommon,” said Regina Pinto Moreira, quoted in Tuesday’s edition of the Folha de Sao Paulo newspaper.

She suspects the cover-up was made in conservative Catholic Spain in the 18th century.

It does seem to make more sense why he’d have that creepy smile.

In 18th century conservative Catholic Spain’s defense, who hasn’t hid a creepy old man’s erection at some point in their life? We used to do that at Christmas with my grandfather’s leftover tinsel. Outside of a bumpy ride on Santa Claus’s lap, never has childhood trauma been so heartwarmingly seasonal!

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