Via See Mike Draw comes this comic about the perils of online friendship.

Though I joke about it often, I can’t say I condone pedophilia. I get it’s probably not a lifestyle choice and rather some sort of mental illness, but I can’t say I approve (I’m going out on a limb here). Now I think if you know about someone in your life perhaps dabbling in childfery, you need to take it upon yourself to help. Not by greasing the monkey bars in the hopes that a child will knock himself unconscious, but rather by thinking outside the box. Hire a little person, put him in one of those propeller hats and Osh Kosh B’Goshes and have him prance around. It’s like the vampires drinking a blood substitute on True Blood out of a bottle; sure, maybe it’s not as delicious, but it’s better than ending up covered in blood and filled with remorse.









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