Oprah is so disappointed in Rihanna

I really haven’t been doing my duty in mocking the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation on here but here’s a try…Oprah and some panel of people I don’t know are not happy about Rihanna getting back with him so quickly.

I love the outrage about Chris Brown riding a jetski. Like what, is there a set timeline one has to wait before riding a jetski after beating a woman? Is it over a month? Would people be less mad if he were riding a less whimsical seafaring device like a boogie board or a sailboat?

And there are also reports coming out today that Chris Brown and Rihanna are now working on a duet together. Ideally a cover of “Beat It” or “Smack My Bitch Up” perhaps followed by a Rihanna solo cover of “I Wear My Sunglasses at Night”. We’ll see!

[If you were following me on Twitter, you'd know even more songs Rihanna and Chris Brown can cover together]

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