Otters make me feel inefficient

Posted by Chris Spags on May 5th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

I enjoy the sport of basketball quite a bit and one day dream of being emperor while the NBA Finals goes on, only under my rule, the losing team will be eaten by robot lions. So seeing these otters play basketball for my amusement definitely works for me.

Of course it’s only the brown otters who could dunk. Oh, there aren’t even white otters. Well, whatever, 20 years of black comedians lead me to believe this is funny.

Being a zoo animal seems pretty cool. You just hang out in a pimped out version of your habitat, get fed, people watch you perform (or take a nap if you’re a lazy animal), rinse and repeat. I’m just waiting for the day where some guy in khaki shorts and hat comes and tranquilizer darts me away into a life of luxury.

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