OVER/UNDER WITH TERRELL OWENS

Posted by A. Isaac on March 5th, 2009 at 10:58 am

Now that TO has been released by the Cowboys, we figure he’ll probably have some time on his hands before he’s picked up again.

And we all know when TO has time on his hands, he’s likely to end up attracting some media attention.

So we’ve offered up some prop bets of sorts, not necessarily football betting per se but some typical Owen’s BS

Over/under…

The number of times Drew Rosenhaus says “Next Question” during a TO press conference: 4.5

Sit-ups TO does in his next “driveway interview”: 24.5

Over/Under, Crying during the 2009 NFL Season: 1.5

Over/under, Times he conveniently shows up on a porn site: 2.5

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and finally

Over/under, bad acting appearances for MNF: 0.5

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