Pakistan loves America now thanks to Sarah Palin

Republican VP candidate and all-around swell gal Sarah Palin is considered hot by a lot of people out there (I’m still not sold though I’d certainly throw a motorboat to Bristol Palin and her huge boobs, um, once she’s 18. And when she drops the fetus.)…well add Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari to the list of admirers.

Yes, that is a President of a foreign nation calling that polluted-wombed nothing of a candidate-for-public-office “gorgeous”. And you know, it kind of sucks for her that in an important meeting with a leader of a country who could be a significant part of our future, he’s basically just like “HEY JUGGS, PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. AND PERHAPS…MEAT YOU. HEHEHEHE.”

Whatever, f her. Who hasn’t been hit on by a Pakistani man at some point in life? The nice thing is that they make you feel really good about yourself. And then, if you feel like giving a handjob that day…BOOM! Free cab ride!

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