Pandas are fucking criminals

Posted by Chris Spags on October 22nd, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Check out this footage from China, where a Panda basically just rapes some little Chinese guy, ripping his jacket off of his body violently.

Well, it’s pretty clear why he stole that man’s jacket. I find it to be a strange coincidence that even in a country primarily inhabited by people with light skin tones, one of the most obvious and horrific crimes was committed by someone who’s part Black.

*racist rimshot

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