Pandas are mediocre photographers

Ever find a photo that just tickled your fancy and you can’t totally explain why? Well this panda can’t find that photo that’ll take him to his happy place because this stupid kid is acting like a dick.

Perhaps the panda isn’t doing a great job at making this kid feel comfortable. He could offer him some candy or perhaps wave a toy around to cheer the kid up. Oh wait, he can’t do that BECAUSE HE’S A PANDA. Jesus, kid, cut the bear some slack. He literally just got off of a tree or something and he’s somehow figured out how to work an old-timey camera that took WAY more effort than a modern one, which is a pretty staggering difference to what he might do normally, which is maul you in the hopes that your bones are made of bamboo. All I’m saying is the kid could be a bit more understanding, but I’m half-Panda, so I guess that clouds my judgment a bit. Yeah, my mom had sex with a Panda, big deal, not like that hasn’t happened before in Japanese manga porn.

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