Pandas

Posted by Chris Spags on June 8th, 2009 at 10:37 am

Via IdiotComics comes this delightful look at pandas.

Pandas annoy me. I don’t know what they’ve ever done for anyone, but we hold them like these golden Gods and I’m not sure why. They eat bamboo, sit there like a retard with a blank stupid panda stare on their asshole panda faces and then we’re supposed to save them from extinction? So yeah, I’m going on record and seeing that the next time I see a panda walking around the streets of New York City, I’m going to punch it right in the head of its panda cock. I’m not sure that it’ll help matters, but at least that particular panda going about its business in New York will know what’s up.

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