PATRIOTS CHEERLEADER BOOTED OFF TEAM

Posted by A. Isaac on November 5th, 2008 at 9:30 am

If I had two pieces of advice for every young woman out there it would be….

1. Don’t make a sex tape

2. Don’t put pictures on the internet of you drawing penises on your passed out drunk friends

Behind Door #1, you may find the rule she broke.

Behind Door #2, you may find her hot Halloween costume

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.