PAUL PIERCE DRUNK DRIVING?

Posted by A. Isaac on August 4th, 2008 at 8:16 am

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Not only is Paul Pierce the best basketball player in the world, apparently, he’s also the best drunk driver in the world.

He somehow passed 2 Sobriety Tests and a Breathalyzer but decided that taking a cab after all that was probably in his best interests.

The question here isn’t whether or not Pierce was caught red-handed and somehow funny business ensued, the question is how many cops Godfather Stern had on the payroll.

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