Pedophiles get the best ice cream

Posted by Chris Spags on August 6th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

Via Buzzfeed comes today’s awesomeness, a new Breyer’s campaign that leaves me a little perplexed.

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All I can say is that I hope that Breyer’s was able to execute this campaign without going over budget. The last time someone had me posed like that when I was a child, it took a crapload of Ninja Turtles toys and one hell of a VW van. Only difference is that I was the popsicle in that situation :-(.

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