Peeps know how to party

Posted by Chris Spags on April 10th, 2009 at 10:16 am

It’s Easter, the one socially acceptable time of year to eat the marshmallow crap that is Peeps. Fortunately some people have made these treats into art. Slutty art. Just how I likes it.

You can find a whole bunch more awesome Peep recreations here. I’m partial to Marion Barry’s arrest, myself.

In related news, I f’ing hate chocolate rabbits and wish they’d all die in a fire. They taste like crap, the chocolate is probably the chocoquivalent of the serfs in a feudal system, and frankly why the f is a bunny Easter’s mascot? Isn’t it because they used to eat rabbits on Easter? And if so, what did the rabbit do to get promoted from “food” to “mascot”? Get naked pictures of Jack Easter, the CEO of Easter? I guess I have a lot of questions even without getting to the issue of Jesus’s zombification.

[whole lot more peepage for you here]

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.