Peeps know how to party

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

It’s Easter, the one socially acceptable time of year to eat the marshmallow crap that is Peeps. Fortunately some people have made these treats into art. Slutty art. Just how I likes it.

stripclub peeps Peeps know how to party

You can find a whole bunch more awesome Peep recreations here. I’m partial to Marion Barry’s arrest, myself.

In related news, I f’ing hate chocolate rabbits and wish they’d all die in a fire. They taste like crap, the chocolate is probably the chocoquivalent of the serfs in a feudal system, and frankly why the f is a bunny Easter’s mascot? Isn’t it because they used to eat rabbits on Easter? And if so, what did the rabbit do to get promoted from “food” to “mascot”? Get naked pictures of Jack Easter, the CEO of Easter? I guess I have a lot of questions even without getting to the issue of Jesus’s zombification.

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