Penis shaped crazy straws are all the rage at Walmart

Via my new favorite video site Laugh Freak comes this charming news story of Walmart and its love for penis shaped crazy straws.

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Sure, current iterations of crazy straws are significantly crazy. But I’d say that, much like anything else in life, adding penises to the equation makes it even craaaaaazier (that’s why the crazy bread at my pizza shop never really took off).

At least these kids are getting adequately trained for how we’re all going to have to make money in this recession. It’s much better than learning on the job. I once dated a girl who just banged mine against her forehead, clearly confused as to how this transaction works. All of that could have been avoided if we had penis crazy straws. Or if I stopped picking up chicks on short buses. Look, solutions are always much easier in hindsight.

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