Perhaps being a fat guy is not so bad

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Fat guys in entertainment always do wayyyy better than fat guys in real life. Take for example this dude who gets to saunter down the street with a bunch of hot naked chicks.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t post this primarily due to my black-censor-bar fetish. It’s hard to recreate in life; you’d be surprised at how girls respond so poorly to my asking them to hold up a sheet of black construction paper over their genitals during sex. Me and the Japanese..way ahead of our time.

So why is it that when a fat guy gets naked it’s supposed to be funny? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I should be visibly aroused at a nude fat man despite his sweet, hairy rack (like a young Sophia Loren), but the simple act of a fat man disrobing shouldn’t be funny. Does this happen to fat guys when they get naked in regular settings? Like if you have to get your prostate checked, does the doctor immediately start guffawing before motorboating you and high-fiving his interns? Enlighten me, fat dudes.

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