Perhaps this would be a good time to stop masturbating

Truckdriving seems difficult enough to do on its own. Given that, I can’t imagine ramping up the degree of difficulty by pleasuring yourself while driving, as was the case with one German truck driver who whacked away even after the police got there. Classy.

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

“He was masturbating while the police interrogated him,” police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

“He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road.”

I think we’ve all been there…you know that point where you’re trying to take care of business, but can’t find the right thing to get off to, so it ends up becoming an hour long affair of you determined to get it done since you’ve come so far (so to speak). If the police wanted him to stop, they probably should have talked dirty to him a little more. Or played with his nipples. Not being able to get off is like a perpetual motion machine.

[TheLocal]

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