PETA and Khloe Kardashian are slowly earning my respect

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I typically don’t like PETA and don’t really give a crap about Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Khloe Kardashian, but somehow these two forces have combined for a campaign I can really get behind.

khloepeta 540x711 PETA and Khloe Kardashian are slowly earning my respect

It must have taken some real genius at PETA to determine that the best way to get people to ever pretend to care about their cause (listen, I love animals, but I’ll be damned if I stop eating delicious cows because I like scratching kitty cats behind their ears) is to get semifamous women to strip down and say fur sucks. Nobody had ever tried such a daring, outside-the-box idea before PETA.

I’m not kidding when I say that Khloe’s surprisingly flawless body could get me behind any number of causes. Honestly, Chairman Mao could have had Khloe’s ass on some memo saying I needed to start making metal on my farm instead of rice and food and I’d be like, “Fuck yeah dude, glory be to you, Chairman!” But you can’t eat metal. And no ass, no matter how fine, can change that. Tricky man, that Mao.

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