Pete Wentz drinks urine

I don’t hate Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz as a lot of others do. He’s kind of a douche, but he seems like he doesn’t take himself that seriously, so that’s cool. But anyway, supposedly he played a game of “Urine Roulette” and filmed it. So…yeah. He drank piss. Here it is.

Now this is the problem I have with modern day celebrity. To be famous now, people have to feel like they can touch and relate to you. You have to interact on Myspace or Twitter and go out of the way to make them feel special. But here’s the thing…you’re a f’ing fan. This is a famous person. They’re fundamentally better than you. But since everyone can be famous now, the famous believe that they have to go that extra mile to maintain that spot. And thus, they drink urine. You know who didn’t drink urine? Sinatra. He’d probably slap you in the face if you touched him. Which isn’t a sign of a good person but dammit celebrity is supposed to give you certain privileges including slapping, never pulling out, and being able to quietly get rid of at least THREE bodies.

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