Pizza man rescues woman from rapey abductor

In a scenario straight out of a mediocre movie starring Kristen Bell as a woman in over her head with a scary man, some Atlanta woman got abducted by a guy she knew at work, only to be rescued by a pizza man.

A Snellville man was arrested on suspicion of abducting an Atlanta woman and driving her to Sevier County, Tenn., where the alleged victim told authorities she was raped.

Sevier County Sheriff Ron Seals said 46-year-old David Jansen abducted the 24-year-old woman while she was jogging in her Atlanta neighborhood on Tuesday.

Seals said Jansen tied the victim to the seat of a rental car and drove her across state lines to a rental cabin in a remote area.

Authorities said when Jansen ordered a pizza at the cabin, deliveryman Chris Turner saw the victim lying on a couch bound by ropes.

The victim mouthed to the deliveryman to call 911. Turner left and alerted authorities to what he had witnessed.

I think Pizza Hut just found its newest ad campaign! Who wouldn’t order a pizza if were delivered by a team of rape-stopping superheroes? You’d pretty much have to be Hitler or lactose intolerant to justify that (they’re pretty much equivalent).

Ironically, I went to deliver a rape to someone and instead found a woman bound and forced to eat pizza. Small world!

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