Plants
Chris Spags Via Explosm comes this tale of a man and his love for gardening.
Just a word of warning…no matter how sexy you found Little Shop of Horrors, Venus Flytraps are not an acceptable substitute for a Fleshlight or, *gasp, a real woman. In fact, very few plants can adequately provide sexual joy. Think about it. How many times have you seen a dandelion ejaculate? Exactly.
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