Please stop talking, ma'am

Background information is for sissies…all you need to know here is that this woman is speaking out a townhall meeting and, well, she reveals more information than you could possibly hope for. I won’t spoil it for you.

Well if you can’t take advice on sex education from a 56 year-old virgin with a Jew fro then who can you take advice from? Do you know how hard it is to be that old as a woman and still be a virgin? Even a woman who looks like this could have had a variety of male genitals hitting her like a bouquet of roses. Hell, odds are that with 56 years of living, you’d just fall onto an erect penis at some point. At least that’s what my girlfriend tells me when I bring up issues of infidelity.

[thanks Isaac for the tip!]

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