Pocket knives

Posted by Chris Spags on April 14th, 2009 at 9:28 am

Via Explosm comes this helpful guide on the power of the pocket knife.

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You know what’d be pretty cool? A battery powered knife that operates like a chainsaw that you could use as a normal household utensil/murder weapon. Chainsaws just aren’t convenient for me in my crazy 9-to-5 lifestyle and they really make my pockets look bulky. Sigh, is why I wish I had my own version of Q from the James Bond movies. He’s just make really ridiculous inventions at my ridiculous whims. “Flying hat? Talking hamburger? Right away, boss!”

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