POLYGAMYGATE: Temple beds for underaged sex!

Another exciting update on yesterday’s post on the polygamist ring being investigated. New findings from feds at the polygamist compound include a temple with a bed dedicated for underaged sexy time.

Agents searching a 1,700-acre polygamist compound in West Texas found a bed in the soaring limestone temple and prosecutors believe it was used for male members to have sex with their underage wives after sect-recognized unions.

The discovery was revealed Wednesday as troopers completed their weeklong search of the grounds of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, said spokeswoman Tela Mange.

The temple “contains an area where there is a bed where males over the age of 17 engage in sexual activity with female children under the age of 17,” according to an affidavit quoting a confidential informant who had been providing information to the Schleicher County sheriff for years.

If you didn’t think I’d be all over this one, you’re sadly mistaken. And if you think I don’t have a similar bed in the Chris Compound, well, uh, unless you’re a federal agent, you’re sadly mistaken again!

Additionally, a commenter named “Truth Spreader” left this comment on my last polygamist post. Since I always want to be fair and impartially present all sides of a story, here it is…verbatim:

Smells like they’re burning the witches again. not to mention that it was legal in Utah for 14 yrs old to marry (with parental consent) until about 2 yrs ago when the lesbians, feminists and their enablers got attorney general mark “zeig heil” shurtleff to raise the age.

oppressors always resort to making the religion of their enemies a crime. Isn’t that what happened in babylon under nebachadnezer? weren’t the jews almost exterminated because they refused to worhip the king ahead of god? note: the enemies of the jews had nebachadnezer enact a law requiring that only the king could be worshiped. it was the death penalty to worship god.

if it was okay to marry a 14 year old two years ago then it is okay today–the only thing that has changed is that the lesbians and feminist managed to amend the marriage statute. well…it is time to amend it back.

Well then. You listen here LESBIANS. You stop trying to keep all the underaged girls to yourself, you damn JEW LESBIANS. Going against my right to diddle a girl who still has a Hello Kitty lunchbox is not only unAmerican, it’s totally akin to the Salem witch trials. Only instead of burning people without any burden of proof, you’re arresting people for luring minors into a ring of sex and marriage and using the “proof” of vague things like “their testimony” and “the smell of Lunchables and tears on my genitals”. BACK OFF, LIBERALS!

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