Pools filled with sperm can be dangerous

A 13 year-old girl got impregnated during a trip to Egypt. Unfortunately, her mom is borderline retarded and thinks the girl got knocked up because of semen hanging out in the hotel swimming pool and is now suing the hotel.

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant – from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: “The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there.

“She is determined to go ahead with the case.”

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

I think we all suspected it might, but it’s kind of sad when a news story basically reinforces all those jokes about how dumb Polish people are. I look forward to future in-depth reporting on the installation of screen doors on Polish submarines or the tragic death of a one-armed Polish man by falling from a tree since he was waving at someone.

Or perhaps, this actually did happen and semen somehow defied science and continued to live in a pool. In which case, it really pleases me to know that my years of taking trips to Egypt and masturbating into various hotel swimming pools has finally paid off. It’s a crazy fetish, I know, but this is a testament to what can happen when you truly set your mind on something. Keep hope alive!

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