Poor Mario

Posted by Chris Spags on December 10th, 2008 at 10:24 am

Not sure where this comic comes from (if you know, leave it in the comments so I can attribute the creator) but I love any comic with Mario.

I bet Luigi’s got a big one. And if there’s one thing you can tell about Princess Peach, it’s that she’s a real size queen. Poor Mario though…I think we all assumed the Princess was probably giving Mario something on the side to make up for the fact that he kept sacrificing life and limb and dressing like a Furry for her. But who knows? She probably didn’t even give him a handjob. She’d probably dispatch Toad to do it and he’d do with just a bit too much vigor, looking Mario in the eye and smiling. Man, Mushroom Kingdom is a fed up place.

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