POST-GAME OBSERVATIONS

-I love women, I love the women I post on my blog, I love my mom and my sisters and my girlfriend. But the stupid ass women who make their way to the lockerroom as part of the local news contingent have no business there. In general, they don’t know crap about sports so they find themselves asking stupid questions like…

“What do you think about the fans here in Pittsburgh?”
“Look straight into that camera and tell the people of Detroit how happy you are”
“Johan Franzen, why do they call you the mule”

-Tomas Holmstrom played with a sports hernia. Considering football players can’t even walk from here to there with a sports hernia, I think this makes Holmstrom the toughest player in the world.

-At exactly 12:41 A.M Diana Lewis of Channel 7 actually raised the roof. Not just joking around either. She literally put two hands in the air and did it for about 7 seconds. I was appalled.

-According to Mickey Redmond, Detroit Red Wings Color Commentator, Chris Osgood went 8 straight weeks without having a drink. Last night was his coming out party, I’m sure he will be regularly attending AA sessions come Sunday.

-Several of the Red Wings players kids were drinking champagne from the cup. Considering this was a big problem recently at Comerica Park
, lets hope charges aren’t brought soon.

-Two local sportscasters, Bernie and little Don Shane almost came to blows trying to get interviews

-Kwame “Thug” Kilpatrick should keep his fat ass as far away from the Parade as possible. Nobody wants him there and frankly, most of the people there won’t be from the city, they will be from the suburbs and all over the state. Not people I would call his “supporters”.

-Does Dominic Hasek think he’s at Woodstock? Why is he throwing up a peace sign in the pic?

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