President Obama is a misogynist

Or he’s dug too many open graves in his life. Either way this photo of him, Michelle Obama, and some tree-planting volunteers is pretty funny.

I’ve been really wavering on my faith in President Obama lately because, well, he’s basically every other President but in mocha skin and with more retard jokes. But his burgeoning anti-woman agenda can totally win me back. Let’s make them all dig holes and build houses and railroads! Except the sexy ones…they will be our servants and sexual servants. Hmm, this sounds a lot like my “Load fat girls into trucks and make them do the work of donkeys to stimulate the economy” plan. It brings a tear to my eye.

Also man, is Michelle Obama black or what. Not like, physically like Manute Bol where she could be mistaken for one of the shadow ghosts in Ghost, but that look on her face…you can almost hear the “Mhrmmmmm” and *snap snap snapppppp* leaping off the page.

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