Prison guard gets knocked up by inmate, arrested for rape

I’m not sure where I stand on this one. A prison guard, Reyna Lujan (pictured here for you to determine if you’d f her or not) had sex with an inmate at the jail where she worked. She got knocked up. And, as a result of the proof of sex, she’s now being accused of rape.

A former jail guard could be charged with rape after deputies say she became pregnant by an inmate while she was working at MDC.

Bernalillo County investigators think the inmate impregnated the guard, Reyna Lujan, in his own cell while the guard was on duty.

Lujan, who denies the charges, quit the jail after her bosses started investigating her.
A tip from inmates spurred the investigation. Now investigators have hundreds of phone calls between the two.

“The sheriff’s office is recommending that she be charged with criminal sexual penetration in this case,” said DA spokesman Pat Davis. “It’s a second degree felony because it involves a person of authority — in this case, a correctional officer.”

Lujan could be hit with a rape charge for each time she had sex with the inmate, Eric Brayman, even if she didn’t force the inmate.

“Although we can’t speculate whether it was consensual or not, the law doesn’t make an exception for that,” Davis said.

Now on the one hand, she kind of has a nose like a real life version of Lois Griffin. On the other hand, it’s pretty f’ing hot that this dirty whore needed her scuzzy inmate cock so bad and didn’t even think, “Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t let this maximum security prisoner squirt his bound-to-fail-human juice inside my vag. Oh wells!” It’s kind of fed up that they’re charging her with rape though since, meanwhile, a couple doors down some poor guy was probably getting raped hard and they’d just laugh at him if he goes, “Excuse me guards, I’m being sexually assaulted.” It’s like grade school all over again.

No crap that the other inmates ratted them out though. Gee, you think they’re happy that Paco McStabbins got to f some guard while they get to eat stale bread, watch Judge Judy, and have to coerce some thin guy into a wig so throwing backshots to him feels slightly less like f’ing Carson Kressley? Stunner.

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