Probably a good idea not to shoot guns here

People lack a lot of common sense, which necessitates more legislation than should be needed. But this collaboration of signs should probably go without saying.

Putting up signs is difficult. You never know if people are actually going to obey them are not. Like when I first gained the power of self-created orgasm, my parents put up “No Masturbation” signs around the house. I saw them and then, after ejaculating onto them (my testes pack a lot of PSIs for maximum ejaculatory efficiency), I smoothly changed the “N” to a “G” with my Sharpie and added a couple O’s. Because nothing will make you feel like getting off more than a sign that says “Gooooooo Masturbation!”

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