Proposals can be difficult

Posted by Chris Spags on December 2nd, 2008 at 9:57 am

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (our first two-time Comic of the Day, congrats to them on this utterly meaningless accomplishment) comes this gem about how you may not want to propose to the woman of your dreams.

A proposal mimicking this is even more awkward when your wife-to-be doesn’t have any experience at all with rectal examination. And it becomes eeeeeven more awkward when you have a large Nigerian man named Kinto pulling out the ring for you while he’s busy using his hands to file his nails. Sexy, but awkward.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.