Prostitution can be confusing

As America’s premier Whore Advocate, I’m pretty upset at the representation of hookers at Zapata’s Mexican Cantina. Perhaps you’ll understand my outrage when you see the photo after the jump.

I don’t think they’re giving the ladies of the evening enough credit for their intelligence. HOWEVER…if you do need to test to see if a woman is a prostitute, here’s a little helpful tip: Grab your wallet and pull a dollar out. Make sure it’s nice and flat and unfolded, ideally a $10 bill or up. Then take the dollar bill in your right hand and move it towards the woman-in-question’s pants pocket. Keep a close eye on her crotch. If her vagina spreads open as the dollar bill gets closer to her genitals, she’s probably a prostitute. Or your wife. OH SNAP.

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