Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on October 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

Maryland is giving sex offenders stickers that say “No candy here” in the hopes that kids won’t come in and get diddled.

“Halloween provides a rare opportunity for you to demonstrate to your neighbors that you are making a sincere effort to change the direction of your life,” the letter states.

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