It may shock you to learn that Miss Universe is kind of a retard. Check out this blog post she left about her trip to Guantanamo Bay. Pretty funny.
It was a loooot of fun!
We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how the (sic) recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting. I didn’t want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.
[for more on the situation that I can't be assed to cover, visit the source]
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