Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on April 2nd, 2009 at 2:03 pm

When you’re a blond woman and you’re trying not to look like a dumb blond, you might want to avoid gluing your eye shut. Just a pro tip.

Paula, from Bournemouth, Dorset, said: “I was still really tired and I couldn’t see very well, so I stumbled into the bathroom and picked the bottle off the shelf.

“As soon as I squeezed it, I knew something was wrong.

“I managed to stop it hitting the centre of the eye, and doctors told me later that it saved me from permanent damage.

“It was agonising. It was burning so much it was my natural instinct to shut my eye.

“But as soon as I did, my eyelashes stuck fast together and I couldn’t open my eye again.”

Miss Griffin, who also runs her own fancy dress business, said: “I would hate people to think I’m just some dumb blonde, because I’m not.”

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