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Some dude is trying to avoid deportation using all sorts of clever tricks. And by clever tricks, I mean covering himself in his own crap.

How determined is Kihuha? Since he was denied asylum, Kihuha has used every means available to avoid deportation.

Twice last year, when immigration agents tried to deport him, Kihuha managed a last-minute reprieve. He bit, he spit and, according to government records, managed to “cover himself in his own excrement.” He also chewed up a head covering known as a “spit mask.”

“I told them I did not want to go. I told them to take me back to jail,” Kihuha said in a phone interview from his cell.

[more antics at the source]

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