Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on October 20th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

A former Mr. Gay UK was convicted of killing an eating an ex. His sentencer, Judge James Stewart, was less than pleased.

He told Morley: “Not only did you murder your victim by cutting his throat and stabbing him but you cut him up, cooked him and ate part of him.

“Before this case I had associated cannibalism with eras long gone, with the tale of Robinson Crusoe. No longer.

“You have plumbed (sp?) depths rarely encountered in our court.”

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