Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on May 20th, 2009 at 2:15 pm

A prostitute was arrested in Florida for pleasuring gentlemen in exchange for money (as prostitutes are wont to do). Her justification for why what she did was legal is fairly interesting because, apparently, I’m owed several thousand dollars by anyone I’ve ever hung out with.

A suspected prostitute shared her unusual work rationale with an undercover Leesburg police officer just before she was arrested for the second time within 24 hours late last week.

“I don’t take money for sex,” Ashley M. Hollin, 26, of Leesburg, told the officer. “I take money for company and the sex is free.”

Hollin’s comments came late Friday just before she was about to be arrested for the second time that day. According to a police report, Hollin told the officer she had learned something from her earlier arrest — accept cash for companionship, not sex.

“See, I learned from making the mistake last night with the police — if I do it this way they can’t get me for it,” Hollin said, according to a police report.

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