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A 20-something hot blond chick married an 84 year-old billionaire and, stunner, she didn’t enjoy it. Check out some of her quotes and the even more ridiculous conclusion. I think, after reading this last paragraph, you’ll probably want him to die.

She was born in ’84, and he was 84 — in more ways than one.

“It was amazing to wake up and hop on your jet and be in your house in Florida in two hours,” said Kristin Georgi, who became 84 Lumber magnate Joe Hardy’s third wife after a quickie Las Vegas wedding.
Less than five months later, the 84-year-old Hardy called the couple’s home life “intolerable” and divorced his then-22-year-old bride.

Georgi said the relationship began as a friendship — a very generous one, which included a Porsche as an Easter present to her. The next gift was a wedding ring.

“It wasn’t, like, very romantic or anything like that,” she said. “It was just, like, here, do you like this ring? And I was like, ‘Yeah,’ and he was like, ‘It’s yours,’ and it was inscribed and all that.”

Not long after the divorce, Hardy was already being romantically linked to another 22-year-old — Dunbar’s Danielle Golden. At that time, Golden’s MySpace page quote was “The best things in life are free…the second best are EXPENSIVE” and her current mood was listed as “determined.”

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