Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on May 28th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Literal humor always amuses me, but this might be a bit inappropriate. Take a look at one person’s response to someone saying “bite me.” Spoiler alert: Bitings occurred.

An instructor at the Connecticut Police Academy has been charged with disorderly conduct after he allegedly responded literally to a co-worker’s “bite me” remark. Francis Woodruff, a former Waterbury police captain, was arraigned Tuesday and released on a promise to appear in court.

He was accused of biting the arm of 42-year-old Rochelle Wyler, a license and applications analyst at the academy, on April 24.
According to the arrest report, she was left with teeth marks and bruising on her left triceps.

Wyler filed a complaint April 28, alleging the 51-year-old Woodruff was agitating her by calling her a clerk. She said she responded with “bite me” — and he did.

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