Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on June 1st, 2009 at 2:00 pm

I’ve been following the story of Natalie Dylan, the college girl selling her virginity online, for about a year now. And this bitch still can’t get someone to pay the ludicrous amount of money she’s looking for to split her goods open. The latest setback came in the form of a married man who bid $3.8 million but whose wife won’t let him meet up with she-of-the-expensive-vagina.

She won’t be taking her golden chastity belt off anytime soon.

The 22-year-old California virgin who auctioned off her virtue online for $3.8 million has yet to meet her winning bidder in the flesh – because his wife won’t let him.

Natalie Dylan (not her real name) admitted the deal had fallen through.

Last week, she got a phone call from the rogue Romeo, a 38-year-old Australian real-estate businessman, who said he had to back out.

“I told him to go back into marriage therapy,” sniped Dylan.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.