Quote of the Day

It’s pretty much commonly accepted by anyone with a brain that the War on Drugs is a farce. But sometimes it’s fun to take a look at the other side and the satisfaction they get from a job well done. Pointless, but well done nonetheless.

Police recovered more than 35 pounds of hallucinogenic mushroom chocolate bars and a felony amount of marijuana Wednesday evening that would have been heading to the Bonnaroo music festival today.

“Mushrooms are similar to LSD in the fact that they cause people to hallucinate, and like LSD a person can die the first time they use these poisonous mushrooms, especially in the condition that they were in here,” said Murfreesboro police spokesman Kyle Evans.

“Being baked into chocolate makes it a lot easier to consume more than is needed for the high in a short amount of time and can lead to overdose.”

“The detectives in the vice unit as a whole should be proud of this investigation,” he said. “There’s no telling how many lives they may have saved by keeping these drugs off the streets.”

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