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Posted by Chris Spags on June 17th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Cops in Jacksonville were on the hunt for drug activity but instead, got a different kind of pipe! By which I mean male genitals. Nude male genitals. Just to avoid disambiguation. And now we all know an important lesson about one county where we can, indeed, not wear pants without repercussion.

Detectives pulled over the nude driver in an unrelated incident. He was driving on Suwanee Chapel Road and was stopped because the car was weaving in and out of its lane. Detectives released him after ordering him to put his clothes on and advising him to keep them on.

“He gave no explanation … There is no law against driving naked so we had to let him go,” [Ware County Sheriff Randy] Royal said.

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