Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on October 23rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Remember that black stripper who basically made up a story about the Duke lacrosse team raping her and everyone believed it because everyone hates Duke? Well, she has a book. Yes, I’m stunned she can write too.

In the book, [Krystal] Mangum says, “I want to assert, without equivocation, that I was assaulted. Make of that what you will. You will decide what that means to you because the state of North Carolina saw fit not to look at all that happened the night I became infamous.”

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