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I’m not sure what’s more troubling about this story…that someone has to specifically ask not to have their lawn defecated on or that the other guy doing the defecating was so angered and offended that he couldn’t do it. Either way, this amused me.

It was a simple request: “Don’t defecate on my lawn.” But shortly after making it, the head of homeowner Elias Ramirez of Bridgeport was met by a black plastic milk crate Saturday night, police told the Connecticut Post.

Gabriel Venegas, 34, was apparently the guy who unbuckled his pants and squat on Ramirez’s lawn. When ordered off the property, he apparently became enraged, threw the milk crate and took off.

Police picked him up a short time later. In booking, the Connecticut Post reports he became uncooperative, refusing to give his name and birthday.

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