Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags on July 9th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

So this is a little (a lot) sad, but the quote was pretty amusing, so it’s my journalistic duty to bring it to you.

A woman raking her yard this morning was attacked by a man who tried to rape her, prompting her to yell at him that she was an octogenarian, police said.

“I’m 80 years old, what’s wrong with you!” police said the woman yelled.

The suspect pushed the woman to the ground, removed her shorts and tried to have sex with her, said police spokesman Jimmie Flynt.

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