Quote of the Day

Any time someone utters a quote that discusses how they have “cocaine in [their] coochy” upon getting arrested, you can pretty much guarantee that I’m going to post it. Also, check out the arrested girl’s photo…I’d hit it.

The officer found a cut green straw in [Rahkia Marie] Anderson’s purse that is consistent with what a person might use to snort cocaine. Anderson told the officer the straw wouldn’t test positive for cocaine, but it would for Xanax, the report said.

Anderson was placed under arrest for possession of drug paraphernalia. Her arrest report noted she had identifying tattoos. Anderson has a butterfly on her left ear, five stars on her left hand and “Keith” on her crotch area.

While Anderson was in the Niceville Police Department holding cell, she was overheard talking to one of the passengers who had been in her truck. Anderson said she “had cocaine” in her “coochy,” the report said. When officers questioned her about her statement, Anderson removed a clear plastic baggy from inside her underwear.

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